Sophie: How did God make the world?
Me: Well, there are a lot of ideas about how the world was created. What do you think?
Sophie: I think God made all the plants and now he’s dead, but there are people to build everything else we need now.
Me: You think God is dead? Why?
Sophie: Because he was such an old man.
Me: Long diatribe about how God isn’t a person, doesn’t have a gender, isn’t dead, yadda yadda yadda.
Sophie: Well, when someone’s dead you can keep them in your heart. So that’s what I think we should do with God.